^{because if I put this on FB, I'll feel like a moron}

If a statement is true, put an X in the [ ].

If you can survive to more than 60%, you're pretty far up along the percentile rankings. Yeah, that's like a D-/F borderline, but hell, this isn't about getting as much as possible. It's about discovering your inner Asian self. And no, you don't need to get at least a 90%, because you parents won't be seeing the score and this won't be counted towards or against your grades.

[] Both of your parents are from Asia (Eurasia? D: )
[] You were born in Asia
[x] You use the term "Azn"
[x] You think DDR is cool
[x] You watch anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have/had stuff hanging on your phone (not anymore)
[x] Your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x] You eat rice almost everyday
[x] You drink lemon tea

X's so far: 8/10

[x] You style your hair
[] You have a xanga/bebo/myspace/friendster
[x] You speak languages other than English
[] Your parents are strict compared to other REALLY asian parents
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report.
[x] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table (erm, who doesn’t?)
[x] You play badminton or table tennis
[] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge

X's so far: 16/20

[x] You go/want to go to a university
[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[] If you're a girl, you prefer white guys over asian guys, or if you're a guy you prefer asian girls (azn guys ftw)
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[] You can do the rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[] You play video games

X's so far: 22/30

[x] Every time you're going out your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You have have heard of BoA, Gazette, Ayumi Hamasaki, Gackt, Jay Chou, Twins, or DBSK (BoA, Gackt, Jay Chou [from lucy complaining about him], and DBSK)
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[] You own a gaming console (WILL! I WILL!....in a couple months)
[x] You play a musical instrument
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks well
[x] You get nothing if you do well in school

X's so far: 31/40

[x] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[x] You have/had a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means (oh dear)
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come (by that time everyone has forgotten that they exist, and remember only after I’ve outgrown them)
[] You've played final fantasy (WILL.)
[x] You believe in fortune cookies

X's so far: 40/50

[x] You know what bok choy is. (some cabbage thing)
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?"
[] You have/had a tutor.
[x] You've had pockys/yan yan before. (POCKYYYY 8D)
[] When you seek for your mother's permission she replies "Ask your dad" (“I’ll think about it.” –turns up TV volume-)
[x] You like to save things in case you need them later, even if you never use it.
[] You have tasted durian
[x] You hope to be employed in something practical, like medicine, law, accounting, or engineering.
[x] You have eaten dog or snake.
[x] Everyone thinks you're at least a year younger than you actually are.

X's so far: 47/60

[x] You call your adult family friends "Auntie" or "Uncle"
[x] You have had a bowl cut when you were younger.
[x] Your parents enjoy(ed) comparing you to their friends' kids. (in a bad way)
[] You eat everything with chopsticks
[x] You hung your clothes out to dry on a line attached to the window of your flat and the window across from yours in Russia)
[x] you are applying or applied to an ivy league college
[x] Your parents or relatives have tried setting you up with someone.
[x] You eat for breakfast what is considered food unfit for breakfast.
[x] You scored higher on the math than you did on the verbal on the SAT
[] You always cheer for the Asian athlete on TV. (Russian plz)

X's so far: 55/70

[x] You love shopping at Costco because everything's cheaper when buying in bulk, even if you don't need so much.
[x] You buy/bought rice in 50lb sacks at least.
[x] You have had to wear hand-me-downs
[x] You get two of the same thing but one is better because it's free.
[x] You fight for the bill because of face, even though you don't actually want to pay for such an expensive meal. (...)
[x] You make things yourself because it's cheaper, even though it takes more time. (it also comes out cooler, and in the right size)
[x] You (my parents) own a huge butcher knife but it's actually called a "vegetable knife."
[] You own a lot of Tommy Hilfiger or Calvin Klein.
[x] You can down cups of tea like water and not feel the caffeine effects because you're used to it. (coffee too)
[] You love hot pot (the Russian equivalent)

X's so far: 64/80

[x] You make your rice without butter, spices, or salts.
[x] Your parents are especially loud on the phone.
[x] You always take home the leftovers from a restaurant.
[x] You try to coerce others into taking the leftovers if you're eating with company.
[x] You give fruits as gifts. (ahahhaha)
[x] You will waste extra gas to find cheaper gas/other things.
[] You are smaller in size compared to the Caucasian population.
[] You have relatives in Canada
[] The number 8 is an extremely lucky and important number to you.
[] The number 4 is an extremely unlucky number to you.

X's so far: 70/90

[x] Every big event revolves around food. (heck, it’s a party if we caught a fish or bought some caviar)
[x] You have gotten used to the smells of herbal medicines.
[x] You are asian thin and want to keep it that way.
[x] You try to save money on everything you buy.
[x] You eat a lot but it doesn't add much to your weight.
[] You care a lot about staying in fashion with the rest of Asia.
[x] School is always the number one priority in your family.
[] You care a lot about honor and saving face.
[x] Your parents expect you to do everything right.
[x] You mix languages up constantly while thinking and speaking. (Runglish, with a bit of desu in there)

Total = 81/100

.......interesting..........